Vets baffled by bald bears Posted: 5 months ago by bernardblack
All the female bespectacled bears at a zoo in Leipzig Germany have lost almost all their hair. The reason for this dilemma is not fully understood yet although various ideas are being floated
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Posted: 5 months ago by Moe:
Germ vets can't bear bare bears.
Film at 11.
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Posted: 5 months ago by Moe:
...so now they have right (and left) bare arms in Germany?
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Posted: 5 months ago by chinook:
The bear is aspiring to be like a fabled bear from a nursery rhyme. Perhaps we should ban these books to prevent other bears from doing the same thing.
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear,
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair.
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?
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Posted: 5 months ago by Moe:
You can ban those books when you get past my cold dead bare bear arms.
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Posted: 5 months ago by chinook:
Wouldn't bear bear arms be pretty awkward? It's gotta be pretty hard to hold a book with those big claws and all.
I think having bare bear arms would make life pretty unbearable.
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Posted: 5 months ago by Moe:
Why would a bear want to bear a book anyways? Everyone knows bears can't read. Bears want to SHOOT STUFF!
And it's a lot easier to bear arms with bare bear arms than it is with non-bare bear arms.
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Posted: 5 months ago by PulsisX:
This is taking the emulation of the hairless pornstars a bit too far.
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Posted: 5 months ago by Dontgivethedogchoccy:
« PulsisX : This is taking the emulation of the hairless pornstars a bit too far. Bearly Legal
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Posted: 5 months ago by donteatpoop:
A couple guys at the bar were telling me about a bear that had some missing hair.
I think I have a picture of them somewhere...
Ah, here it is.
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Posted: 5 months ago by choco:
I think they're missing the ♪♫bear necessities...♫♪
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