Germ vets can't bear bare bears.

Film at 11.

...so now they have right (and left) bare arms in Germany?

The bear is aspiring to be like a fabled bear from a nursery rhyme. Perhaps we should ban these books to prevent other bears from doing the same thing.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear,
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair.
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?

You can ban those books when you get past my cold dead bare bear arms.

Wouldn't bear bear arms be pretty awkward? It's gotta be pretty hard to hold a book with those big claws and all.

I think having bare bear arms would make life pretty unbearable.

Why would a bear want to bear a book anyways? Everyone knows bears can't read. Bears want to SHOOT STUFF!

And it's a lot easier to bear arms with bare bear arms than it is with non-bare bear arms.

This is taking the emulation of the hairless pornstars a bit too far.

Bearly Legal

A couple guys at the bar were telling me about a bear that had some missing hair.

I think I have a picture of them somewhere...

Ah, here it is.

I think they're missing the ♪♫bear necessities...♫♪