<feed version="0.3" xml:lang="en-us" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"><generator>Plime/1</generator><title>Annoying Christians? : ATOM 0.3</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/"/><tagline>Annoying Christians? : ATOM 0.3</tagline><author><name>www.plime.com</name><email>plime@plime.com</email></author><copyright>2008, www.plime.com.</copyright><modified>2008-09-30T19:54:16+01:00</modified><entry><title><![CDATA[Annoying Christians?]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/sandbox/l/47010/1/" /><id>47010</id><summary><![CDATA[Annoying Christians?]]></summary><issued>2008-01-12T10:21:50+01:00</issued><modified>2008-01-12T10:21:50+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[A new survey of U.S. adults who don't go to church, even on holidays, finds 72% say &quot;God, a higher or supreme being, actually exists.&quot; But just as many (72%) also say the church is &quot;full of hypocrites.&quot;]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Testosterone Theology: Men-Only Church Meets in Gym]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/15568/1/" /><id>15568</id><summary><![CDATA[Testosterone Theology: Men-Only Church Meets in Gym]]></summary><issued>2007-04-08T11:43:54+01:00</issued><modified>2007-04-08T11:43:54+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[No hymnals. No pews. No steeple. No stained glass windows. And no women.<br/>Florida!]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Dutch city fines Roman Catholic church for ringing bell too early and too loud]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/31995/1/" /><id>31995</id><summary><![CDATA[Dutch city fines Roman Catholic church for ringing bell too early and too loud]]></summary><issued>2007-08-17T20:56:23+01:00</issued><modified>2007-08-17T20:56:23+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[In a ding-dong battle between a Catholic church and city fathers, a priest is being slapped with a 5,000-euro fine each time he rings his church bell to call his flock to early morning Mass.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Four Shot at Colorado Springs Church]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/43685/1/" /><id>43685</id><summary><![CDATA[Four Shot at Colorado Springs Church]]></summary><issued>2007-12-09T16:24:50+01:00</issued><modified>2007-12-09T16:24:50+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Four people were shot outside New Life Church, one of the largest churches in Colorado. Gunman still at large and may still be inside church. <br/>This shooting may be related to an earlier shooting seventy miles away, link to article here on the shooting in Arvada: <div style='display:block;width:300px;overflow:hidden;'><a class="plime" href="/redir.p?http://www.plime.com/crime/l/43678/1/" rel="nofollow">http://www.plime.com/crime/l/43678/1/</a></div>]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Couple arrested for breaking into church to have sex on the altar]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/61063/1/" /><id>61063</id><summary><![CDATA[Couple arrested for breaking into church to have sex on the altar]]></summary><issued>2008-05-08T07:47:42+01:00</issued><modified>2008-05-08T07:47:42+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Woman wanted a &quot;spiritual, and sexual experience.&quot;<br/><br/>I don't even need to mention which State this was in.  It should be obvious.<br/><br/>But, on the bright side, this may mark the first time in which church sex involved an actual woman.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Church Forgives Sony For Copying Manchester Cathedral... Kinda]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/39482/1/" /><id>39482</id><summary><![CDATA[Church Forgives Sony For Copying Manchester Cathedral... Kinda]]></summary><issued>2007-10-24T23:08:04+01:00</issued><modified>2007-10-24T23:08:04+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[In what actually seems like more of a slight than a good-willed apology acceptance, the Church of England's Very Reverend Rogers Govender was quoted as saying &quot;we do forgive Sony for what they have done, even though they still believe they have done nothing wrong.&quot;]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Church of Reality]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/29242/1/" /><id>29242</id><summary><![CDATA[Church of Reality]]></summary><issued>2007-07-27T18:51:32+01:00</issued><modified>2007-07-27T18:51:32+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Welcome to the Church of Reality. Welcome to the real world. That is our church greeting.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Church joins anti-complaining movement with New Year's challenge]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/46343/1/" /><id>46343</id><summary><![CDATA[Church joins anti-complaining movement with New Year's challenge]]></summary><issued>2008-01-08T02:13:33+01:00</issued><modified>2008-01-08T02:13:33+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Those at the accentuate-the-positive church on Arrowood Road agreed to try to stop complaining for up to 21 days straight -- time enough, they hope, to break bad habits that cover everything from gossiping to criticizing.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Autistic boy banned from church]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/62389/1/" /><id>62389</id><summary><![CDATA[Autistic boy banned from church]]></summary><issued>2008-05-19T16:22:26+01:00</issued><modified>2008-05-19T16:22:26+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[13-year-old Adam Race and his family did not go to mass at the Church of St. Joseph Sunday morning like they usually do. <br/>The Todd County Sheriff told Adam's mom if she did take him to St. Joseph's, she would be arrested.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Ottawa branch of Church of Canada requesting gay blessings]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/38438/1/" /><id>38438</id><summary><![CDATA[Ottawa branch of Church of Canada requesting gay blessings]]></summary><issued>2007-10-15T23:46:59+01:00</issued><modified>2007-10-15T23:46:59+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[OTTAWA (Reuters) - The Ottawa branch of the Anglican Church of Canada has thrown a challenge to the worldwide Anglican movement by asking the Ottawa bishop to authorize the blessing of homosexual marriages.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Exorcism Case To Go To Supreme Court]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/70446/1/" /><id>70446</id><summary><![CDATA[Exorcism Case To Go To Supreme Court]]></summary><issued>2008-07-29T10:18:24+01:00</issued><modified>2008-07-29T10:18:24+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[The U.S. Supreme Court has agreed to hear a case involving a woman's claims that she suffered physical, emotional, and mental damage from a 2-day violent exorcism when she was 17. Texas state court gave the church a blank ticket to do whatever they want because it would be religious practices.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Church tells couple who ran X-rated fetish website they&#8217;re still welcome at services]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/29500/1/" /><id>29500</id><summary><![CDATA[Church tells couple who ran X-rated fetish website they&#8217;re still welcome at services]]></summary><issued>2007-07-29T21:15:47+01:00</issued><modified>2007-07-29T21:15:47+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[&#8220;If we only catered for saints our churches would be empty,&#8221; a church spokesperson said. &#8220;Fortunately, we also look after sinners, and are thus reasonably full during services.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Funeral protesting anti-gay church ordered to pay father of slain Marine.]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/world/l/7482/1/" /><id>7482</id><summary><![CDATA[Funeral protesting anti-gay church ordered to pay father of slain Marine.]]></summary><issued>2006-12-12T11:04:19+01:00</issued><modified>2006-12-12T11:04:19+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Federal court rules against extremist group.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Man Gives Insurance Premium To Church Then Gets Hit By Truck]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/weird/l/69093/1/" /><id>69093</id><summary><![CDATA[Man Gives Insurance Premium To Church Then Gets Hit By Truck]]></summary><issued>2008-07-17T19:07:47+01:00</issued><modified>2008-07-17T19:07:47+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[South African Absolom Morifi canceled his life insurance to pay his church tithe.  A few hours later he was being cut out of the remains of his car after it had been crushed in an accident.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Inflatable Church]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/59758/1/" /><id>59758</id><summary><![CDATA[Inflatable Church]]></summary><issued>2008-04-26T23:14:47+01:00</issued><modified>2008-04-26T23:14:47+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[I think that the irony of the church being filled with hot air may be escaping the manufacturers.<br/><br/>*Website seems to be designed to 1994 standards.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Three men attempt to bomb church.]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/26627/1/" /><id>26627</id><summary><![CDATA[Three men attempt to bomb church.]]></summary><issued>2007-07-08T11:16:59+01:00</issued><modified>2007-07-08T11:16:59+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[&quot;They admit to being Christian and being brought up Christian, but they believe there should be one denomination and one church, not multiple denominations,&quot; Havens said.]]></content></entry></feed>