Moe is Moe.Old man in purpleTainting the promising young.Reputable, though.
Same sex marriage...oops...divorce now being contested in court Posted: 5 days ago by Moe
It was just a matter of time.
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It's a dessert topping! It's an anti-icing agent! It's BOTH! Posted: 5 days ago by Moe
The DOT in Washington state will use a mixture of salt, cheese whey, and molasses on the roads this winter. So I guess if you get stranded, you won't starve!
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Woman gets duped into having her feet pics on Fetish Website Posted: 5 days ago by Moe
So a 'student' comes in to a store and asks this woman to model her feet for a Reflexology School project. But the pics end up on a foot fetish website. Hilarity, as always, ensues.
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Think of 10 things you DON'T want in your school's water Posted: 2 weeks ago by Moe
What's likely to be in the top 5? Uranium. Yet that is exactly what is present in levels three times EPA standards in water supplies near 2 schools in Madison, Connecticut.
The kicker? They knew about it 2 years ago and did nothing.
Comments: 1 Score: [-] 125 [+].
City threatens 74 yr old blind woman's home over $0.01 Posted: 2 weeks ago by Moe
Yes, you read right. They sent her a letter (with a 42 cent stamp) threatening to put a lien on her house (and a $48 penalty) if she did not pay up the delinquent amount of $0.01 from her water bill. Why it was not just tacked on the the next bill is not explained.
Maybe she should hire the One Red Paperclip guy as her accountant.
Comments: 6 Score: [-] 373 [+].
3 Year old falls through safety fence of 150 foot cliff Posted: 3 weeks ago by Moe
And lives to tell about it. Video of the actual event is at the link. Would be a horrible thing to watch, but she didn't fall off. A relative grabbed her inches away from the edge.
Child is quoted as saying "It was scawy! My wegs were shaking!"
*I hope that the fence has had a 3rd rail put it by now, but you never know
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4,300 year old pyramid discovered under sands in Egypt Posted: 3 weeks ago by Moe
It had been buried under 65 feet of sand for over four millennia!
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Japanese Air Force Major out on the town... Posted: 4 weeks ago by Moe
after leaving a goodbye party for a colleague. He wanted to "be funny and surprise people". So, naturally, he strips naked, goes into a store, and buys some women's underwear. Hilarity ensues.
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November 5th Posted: 4 weeks ago by Moe
Remember, remember the fifth of November
Gunpowder, treason and plot.
I see no reason why gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot.
Guy Fawkes, Guy Fawkes,
'Twas his intent
To blow up the King and the Parliament.
Three score barrels of powder below,
Poor old England to overthrow.
By God's providence he was catched
With a dark lantern and burning match.
Holloa boys, holloa boys,
God save the King!
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Juror in Stevens trial left early due to death in family Posted: 4 weeks ago by Moe
And by "death in the family", she meant "horse race".
She admits to lying that her dad died so she could go see the Breeders Cup race. Hilarity ensues
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Studs Terkel, chronicled the travails and triumphs of America's working class has died at 96 Posted: 1 month ago by Moe
Yet another great one goes.
/Salute Mr. Terkel
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Is there anything it CAN'T do?!? Posted: 2 months ago by Moe
A package of BACON forces evacuation at Rep. John Boehner’s local offices.
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Dow falls below 10,000 for the first time in four years Posted: 2 months ago by Moe
Just in case you didn't have any bad financial news lately...
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Bailout bill fails, Dow plunges Posted: 2 months ago by Moe
People start investing in canned food and shotguns
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Viking Raids Posted: 3 months ago by Moe
OK, so they did have poetry and a legal system. But they are more famous for kicking ass.
Extra Raid info link here
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The Havamal Text Posted: 3 months ago by Moe
The Havamal is a book of wisdom that was according to Viking mythology, written by the hand of Odin and given to mankind so that he might become wiser. Interesting insights to the daily lives of Vikings that show they were concerned with more than just slaughter.
*Theme pic is an Odin statue
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Icelandic Saga Database Posted: 3 months ago by Moe
One of the most awesomeest Überest Viking links ever. A database of the Icelandic Sagas. The Vikings were NOT just unwashed murderers. They had a complex legal system that helped form our own, and really cool literature and poetry. Multiple languages.
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Sex, drugs and oil Posted: 3 months ago by Moe
What...you mean to tell me that there is CORRUPTION in the government when it comes to billions of dollars in oil contracts! That government officials were doing drugs and having sex with oil company employees?
NO it can't be!!
Note: Theme pic too small to accurately depict all the wrong doings here. What an age we live in.
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 138 [+].
Former Countrywide Financial employee arrested for selling personal customer information Posted: 3 months ago by Moe
Yet another jackass screwing with our personal data.
Sometimes, when I am in a paranoid mood, I think this is done on purpose just so the victims will get the free credit tracking service and the Gov't will know what they are doing with their money.
But only when I am in a paranoid mood.
Comments: 2 Score: [-] 181 [+].
Harry Potter encyclopedia blocked Posted: 3 months ago by Moe
Publication of Steven Vander Ark's "Harry Potter Lexicon" has been blocked.
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Thai Prime Minister forced to resign...after hosting a cooking show Posted: 3 months ago by Moe
You read that right. Apparently all the chicken wings were left-wings...no word yet from Rachel Ray.
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Police kick in door to rescue person crying for help Posted: 3 months ago by Moe
But it turns out it was a cockatoo practicing his new found sounds.
Hilarity ensues
Comments: 3 Score: [-] 550 [+].
FAA Communications breakdown causing nationwide flight delays Posted: 3 months ago by Moe
Every airport in the US has been affected. Must be a million laughs to be flying today.
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Ohio high school rules their own cheerleader outifts violate dress code Posted: 3 months ago by Moe
Superintendent said "The skirts the cheerleaders wear are very short, and very tight...You want to have students wear appropriate clothing during the educational period of the day, and then after school, wear the appropriate clothing for the event"
So it's apparently OK to wear sleazy school supplied uniforms at a game, but not in math class...
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Visiting African Children's Choir...robbed Posted: 3 months ago by Moe
20 kids whose parents died from AIDS are visiting the US as a choir to help raise money to build an orphanage & school in Uganda. Someone felt it necessary to rob them. How nice.
Comments: 5 Score: [-] 399 [+].