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Drunk hedgehog taken to hospital
Drunk hedgehog taken to hospital
A 'legless' hedgehog was found rolling around an orchard after getting drunk by gorging on fermented apples.

This would be a good place for a joke about drinks being 'spiked' picked by pandorarin 4 weeks ago
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 equinox
4 weeks ago
Forget getting "drunk as a skunk" for Halloween, from now on it's "pickled like a hedgehog"
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 maven
4 weeks ago
Ok...and how do they know the hedgehog had a hangover? Drunk, yes, that can be determined, but hungover? Did she have a lampshade on her head?
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 stinkobi...
4 weeks ago
It didn't have any legs?! Seems rolling around would be it's regular mode of transport. How could they tell it was drunk? Maybe the rolling seemed particularly aimless?
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 drogue
4 weeks ago
« stinkobinko:It didn't have any legs?! Seems rolling around would be it's regular mode of transport. How could they tell it was drunk? Maybe the rolling seemed particularly aimless?
a. Buy a case of Whiskey, use it well, and research the term "legless." For real, this time.

b. Also, the term "rolling" is often applied to hedgehogs to describe them "rolling" up into a spiny ball for protection. Versus the vernacular of doing Ecstasy and hitting on teenagers at some terrible club with no alcohol, and the worst music.

c. My next pet will be 1,000 hedgehogs.
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 donteatp...
4 weeks ago
The hedgehog finally admitted that it had a problem when it woke up one morning in bed next to bornbad
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 stinkobi...
4 weeks ago
« drogue : a. Buy a case of Whiskey, use it well, and research the term "legless." For real, this time.

b. Also, the term "rolling" is often applied to hedgehogs to describe them "rolling" up into a spiny ball for protection. Versus the vernacular of doing Ecstasy and hitting on teenagers at some terrible club with no alcohol, and the worst music.

c. My next pet will be 1,000 hedgehogs.
Oh. Ha ha! Never heard that term before in my life. But that certainly splains a lot.

Hedgehogs are cute and all. But I don't think I'd want one as a pet. They drink too much.
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 pocksuck...
3 weeks ago
Do you suppose it's drink was spiked...?
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