when she didn't 'believe' in seat belts.

when she left her purse full of pot in my back seat as I drove on base the next day (and got pulled over for a random drug dog sniffing by the Military Police!!).

When I realized he spent more time with Lara Croft than with me.

when he implied that my girlfriends and I went out on the town to chase boys and therefore didn't think I should go out with the girls. Insecurity = very not hot.

when, even though we hadn't seen each other for more than a week straight, watching the regular season football game with the guys was more important than speaking to me. (I was in the room; I was invited to sit down, but that was it).

When I heard him snorting up in the bathroom.

Well, actually it was when he got mad at me because I didn't set up an appointment for him to start seeing a drug counselor. (he was driving freight trucks and sitting on his ass for hours waiting and doing nothing, but I was supposed to set up an appointment for him while I was at my office job. yeah, right)

When I found out he took baths and not showers. Just too weird for me.

When the New Year's kiss at midnight was less than exciting. Oddly enough my best friend's boyfriend's kiss had more passion in it.

When I discovered her hiding vodka in my sons baby bottle

Man, some of these are pricless!

Ooo...

When he insisted on visiting me when I was home for Christmas vacation. 3 weeks without me was JUST too much. Anyway...I saw him against the back drop of my friends and family and after he left, it suddenly seemed absurd to spend even another day with him.

When she claimed I had a "crew" that videotaped everything that happened in my apt.(there was also the "police hiding in the bushes" thing)
*drugs and/or alcohol may have been involved*

When she decided to sic one of her jealous peon males on me... with a carving knife. For missing two phone calls while I was at work.

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Some of these reasons seem really random. Like "He folded all his shirts too neatly." Or, the "baths" one is a good example.

Haha. Maybe I'm crazy, but any man that prefers to sit in the tub for an hour every day has some sort of screw loose.

I'll extend that to any ONE. Sitting in tubs is strange.

Jacuzzi party in 3...2...1....



-edit: When she declared she was "the love of my life."

Over a social-networking site.

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Best,

Rob and It Was Over When

Welcome to Plime.

FAQ.

Bit blunt don't you think? The guy is thanking us for visiting his site which has already been posted on here and inviting us to share our stories on his website.

I don't see where issuing a welcome to a new user and directing them to our FAQ is at all blunt, but if you'd rather seen a grander gesture, you could have already made it yourself.