Stars on the face are so overrated anyway. I HATE fad tattoos. And NO WAY could she have fallen asleep during the tattoo. She is an idiot.


Also, even with a language barrier, she could have sketched what she wanted, or held up 3 fingers and pointed to where she wanted them. 3 small stars would not have taken very long. Definitely not long enough for her to fall asleep. Language barrier, or no language barrier, the tattooist is not at fault here.


Also, wouldnt she think something was wrong when the tattooist put the stencil on and there were WAY more than 3 stars? She could have said something then.

Apparently they were all out of "Stupid" belt buckles to go with that constellation face.

Of course, she and Mike Tyson now have something in common.

This story says she was drunk during the event.


More pics and info here, if you speak phlegm:

I like the caption under the picture. The tattoos ruined her life. Um...maybe she should have thought about that before getting anything tattooed on her FACE! Maybe she should have checked this handy reference guide before going in to the tattoo artist.

In responce to her claims, Rouslan Toumaniantz, who runs the tattoo parlour, says "mfmmnnks mlmazm fmmjdnmm fmmmfbmf!"

Does anybody else besides me think this tattoo is actually pretty cool, despite the mistake?

Good stuff, Skippi. I edited your links into the main article so everyone can see them.

Normally I don't buy the argument that it seems incongruous that a person can't go out because they are so embarrassed but can appear in a national newspaper, especially knowing how the DM operates.

But in this case....


She doesn't convey "embarrassed" to me in the poses she adopted for the photographer.

asleep? just waffel to me!